Hey I'm Alana, my friends call me Spencer.
TV: Grey's Anatomy, Vampire Diaries, House, Pretty Little Liars, Burn Notice, Gossip Girl, US of Tara, Nurse Jackie, Glee, Rescue Me, Dexter, Mad Men... and a bunch more.
Movies: The Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption, My Cousin Vinny, Big Fish, Yellow Submarine, Harry Potter, Stardust... too many more to count
Books: Harry Potter, American Gods, House of Night, Good Omens, Fragile Things, (Basically anything Neil Gaiman), Identical, Pride and Prejudice, Cut, Blue Bloods, Esperanza Rising... and so many more.
I do Promo for Promo & follow back 99% of the time. I don't follow porn blogs (nothing against them, I just have a lot of people looking over my shoulder. :P) and I might not follow if your blog is entirely in a language other than English (unless I really love what you post).
I'm really friendly, so don't be shy! Message me anything at any time!
THEME ADJUSTMENTS WILL BE MADE
TV: Grey's Anatomy, Vampire Diaries, House, Pretty Little Liars, Burn Notice, Gossip Girl, US of Tara, Nurse Jackie, Glee, Rescue Me, Dexter, Mad Men... and a bunch more.
Movies: The Princess Bride, Shawshank Redemption, My Cousin Vinny, Big Fish, Yellow Submarine, Harry Potter, Stardust... too many more to count
Books: Harry Potter, American Gods, House of Night, Good Omens, Fragile Things, (Basically anything Neil Gaiman), Identical, Pride and Prejudice, Cut, Blue Bloods, Esperanza Rising... and so many more.
I do Promo for Promo & follow back 99% of the time. I don't follow porn blogs (nothing against them, I just have a lot of people looking over my shoulder. :P) and I might not follow if your blog is entirely in a language other than English (unless I really love what you post).
I'm really friendly, so don't be shy! Message me anything at any time!
THEME ADJUSTMENTS WILL BE MADE
6 days ago on
26 May 2012 @ 12:15am + 38,368 notes
via sunkissedgirlwearingpearls (originally a-pathetic-fangirl)
via sunkissedgirlwearingpearls (originally a-pathetic-fangirl)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
1 week ago on
24 May 2012 @ 2:05am + 1 note
I’m just so tired of fighting…
so I don’t think I’m gonna anymore. and I don’t think anyone will notice. or miss me
1 week ago on
23 May 2012 @ 1:53am + 14,187 notes
via this--too--shall--pass (originally youjustinspiredme)
via this--too--shall--pass (originally youjustinspiredme)
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
2 weeks ago on
18 May 2012 @ 1:57am
Please don’t give up on me
2 weeks ago on
17 May 2012 @ 11:55pm + 51,347 notes
via resistinglove (originally thisisstherealmee)
via resistinglove (originally thisisstherealmee)
He called me Switzerland…
He says, “You’re neither for her or against her. You just want what’s right.”
YEAH. WHAT’S RIGHT IS YOU DUMPING HER FOR ME. WE’RE BASICALLY THE SAME FUCKING PERSON, YOU AND I. YOU KNOW WE’D BE AMAZING TOGETHER. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SEE THAT.
I won’t be around forever
